April 2012
2 posts
Little Sticky Legs →
Learning about all different kinds of people today.
Apr 18th
My kid ate kitty litter this morning
Your argument is invalid.
Apr 9th
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March 2012
2 posts
Mar 16th
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Mad Men Masks →
Thank you Thank you Thank you
Mar 13th
February 2012
2 posts
Feb 28th
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Feb 26th
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January 2012
6 posts
Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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beer and donuts for dinner cause tomorrow’s my birthday and 31-year-olds don’t do that sort of thing.  please tell me I’m wrong.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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“I’m a nice person; don’t fuck with me.”
– God, I love The Bachelor.
Jan 24th
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Jan 13th
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December 2011
4 posts
Dec 23rd
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Dec 12th
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Dec 8th
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You’ll finally realize you’re old when you pluck out a white eyebrow hair.
Dec 5th
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November 2011
6 posts
Nov 29th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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Nov 14th
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Nov 9th
October 2011
4 posts
edbury: Homeless dude with a “winter is coming” sign, here is a fiver. The disadvantaged are getting creative!  I saw a guy with a sign today that said, “Too Ugly for Prostitution”.  
Oct 28th
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Oct 20th
Oct 20th
Oct 4th
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September 2011
5 posts
1 tag
I just spent the afternoon at jiffy lube and total wine & more with a baby completely covered in what I’ve confidently identified as chigger bites.
Sep 28th
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Sep 16th
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White bread
My sandwich bread absorbed my air freshener.  Clean Cotton tastes disgusting with cheese and pickles.
Sep 13th
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Sep 8th
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what happened to me
I just purchased a groupon for JCPenney portraits.
Sep 6th
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August 2011
7 posts
Aug 26th
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Aug 18th
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SLED DOG PUPPY CAM
Aug 17th
amigurumi makes me angry
seriously
Aug 17th
A compliment about how much preggo weight I’ve lost almost derailed my trip to the snack machine to get a Snickers.  Almost.
Aug 10th
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Aug 5th
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Pretty sure I got double the amount of fruit stuff in my Chobani this morning. !!!
Aug 5th
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July 2011
4 posts
Jul 21st
Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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Just got caught up on the Harry Potter movies.  I’ve done True Blood and Game of Thrones as well.  5 weeks of maternity leave left to bond with the baby.  What’s next? omgiamaterriblemother.
Jul 6th
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June 2011
4 posts
Jun 27th
Jun 20th
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In full disclosure of my life
… today I cleaned shit off the wall and puke out of my cleavage.  And I still haven’t showered.
Jun 13th
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For the past two days I have been watching my...
Also, the scariest thing about taking care of a baby is being unable to reach the remote when Kathy Lee and Hoda come on the tv.
Jun 6th
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May 2011
5 posts
Patience
I spontaneously bought a Kindle yesterday!!!  Why hasn’t it arrived yet?!?! Patience Patience Patience
May 11th
If we don’t have the baby by Saturday, my Mother’s Day present is a free luxurious hotel room down the street from our house, a bucket of fried chicken and Pay-Per-View to watch the Pacquiao Mosley fight. This is why we will make great parents.  Priorities. Don’t tell my midwife.
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 2nd
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