Whole Fish
Tonight I am going to order THE WHOLE FISH at my Chinese restaurant.
Stupid thumb. Well, what do you ‘spect after a few rum and cokes while screening Reality Bites?? Slacker.
(via fuckyeahlost)
This is a real live orange from Florida. It grew in someone’s backyard. See the leaves?!? Did you know citrus ripens in the winter?!? And once it’s ripe, the peel separates from the inside, so you can actually peel it. We are so out of touch. So excited Josh works for a Florida company now!
Cary Grant & Rosalind Russell in publicity still for His Girl Friday (1940, dir. Howard Hawks) (via drmacro) (full movie on Hulu here, on Internet Archive here)
“Now, get this, you double-crossing chimpanzee:
There ain’t going to be any interview and there ain’t going to be any story. And that certified check of yours is leaving with me in twenty minutes. I wouldn’t cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up. If I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I’m gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkeyed skull of yours ‘til it rings like a Chinese gong!”
Saw this recently and is now in the favorites list.
Gabourey Sidibe on Leno
The contrast between Precious Jones and this gal cracks me up. NSYNC?!? Hilarious. “OMG there’s three chairs!!” @ 25:00
I am the best little old lady
In my quilted lunch bag I have a leftover baked potato wrapped in tin foil. And a tiny container of butter. And a tiny container of sour cream. And a tiny container of green onions. And a tiny salt and pepper packet.
I like boxing.
And I’m tired of feeling guilty about it.
(via edbury)
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William Shatner - You’ll Have Time
